I Found a Grey Hair

I found my first grey hair this week and I'm pretty sure I know the cause of it...my son.


This is what he has done to send me into all sorts of panic in the last 5 days alone:

• I found him in my bedroom with an open bottle of laxatives and had to call the poison control center.
• He tried to run in the street five thousand times yesterday.
• He was coasting down the hill in our driveway on his bike standing straight up on the seat with the biggest smile on his face.
• He about pushed himself backwards out of his chair while eating lunch.
• He climbed up on the counter and found a pair of scissors and waved them around like a mad man.
• We spent 2 hours in Urgent Care on Tuesday due to a horrible sounding cough. They prescribed him steroids. Steroids=crazy.
• He has been sneaking over to the dog’s water bowl and sticking his paci in it and then sucking the water off the paci.
• This morning he woke up with a high fever. Fevers make me worry. So I’m worrying.

I need a drink.

And a box of hair color.