Bring a playground ball with you everywhere you go. This is your son's newest obsession and it turns out that in the anticipation of spring, playground balls are everywhere.
Story time at the library? Balls were there (thought you were safe at the library, yeah right!) causing your kid to have the worlds biggest meltdown when his turn playing with it was over.
The grocery store? Balls there caused a meltdown because you did not buy him one.
Target? Repeat grocery store scene.
Neighbor kids? All the playground balls in the world will not save you from this fit because your kid will undoubtedly want the neighbor kids ball even if it exactly like the one he is holding. Sorry, no help with this one!
So I think you learned your lesson. NEVER leave your house again without being properly equipped to handle ball induced meltdowns.
Thanks,
Yourself
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